My husband and I returned to our car after shopping when we discovered, adjacent to our car’s passenger door, a disheveled guy in shorts standing next to his rear view window, checking himself out.
My husband pointed his keys at our car, and we heard the clicks. We stood at the end of our car and waited a few moments. I cleared my throat.
The man picked his nose as he watched his reflection.
(Really. Not kidding. Or in Dave Barry’s style, I’m not making this up.)
We waited some more.
I took in his physical looks; his belly extended beyond his tee-shirt and his plaid shorts. As he adjusted his mirror and gazed at himself, his greasy hair flopped over his eyes. Meanwhile, on the other side of his vehicle, his wife loaded their toddler into a stroller.
Clearly, he wasn’t going to move an inch to let me in the car.
Bob said, “I’ll back out the car for you.”
As I got in the car, I said, “He doesn’t have a clue.”
“#@%!, ” said my husband.
1. Go to a public place with a notebook. Jot down physical descriptions of people you see. Be as specific as possible. Start with general notes and then glance at small details – – the mole on a face, the brown spots on one’s hands. How does the person walk? Stand? Sit? Does the person have a way of talking that is unique? Show emotion?
2. Use some of those notes to create an unlikable fictional character. Why is this person the way she or he is? What kind of annoying habits or morals does she/he possess? Write a backstory for the character which may show motivation for the character quirks.
3. Write other characters who must deal with the unlikable character. What will be the problem/conflict/plot of your story? Is your unlikable character the main character or a minor character?
4. Write a personal experience piece about a person you have dealt with who would fit the description of an unlikable character.